Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.
Also people are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
sext: hey you’re kinda cute oh god fuck was that okay of me to say holy shit did i make you uncomfortable im so fucking sorry [sweating profusely] fuck
one time my friend looked up ‘dick’ in Chinese and had a kid in our class write it on her arm and people started asking her what it meant and she told them “eternal love” and so someone took a picture of it and came back the next day with it tatted on them
life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u
i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most